How to become irresistibly

Grab a piece of the root of the closest tree to the place where you sleep.
Then, take a pinch of coconut tea, and throw it in a litre of hot water.
Saves the piece of the root and some tea in a velvet bag.
After a month of carrying the bag with you (every day and at all hours), you will see people beginning to set eyes on you and you will start receiving marriage proposals.